C is for camera.
Cameras aren't nice to fat people. There's this whole procedure of turning a certain way so that the quadruple chin only looks like a double or triple chin. You have to pull your clothes out of the fat rolls. You have to suck in your gut and turn a certain way. *sigh* Then you (as a fat person) are never content with the end result picture. No wonder I was always the one taking photos of everyone else.